Thursday, August 6, 2015

Our Comedians

Good morning!

I made it through my first night in Plain Matin. I slept great. It was cool and comfortable and the sounds of Kreyol conversation, crickets, passing trucks, barking dogs, and other miscellany actually lulled me to sleep. I couldn't hear the snorers over that racket!

This morning I was first of our group to wake up, so I headed out to brush my teeth and "wash" my face with a baby wipe. Lenord was sitting outside on the porch steps making baskets and I stopped to talk to him a little, even though his English is not much better than my Kreyol.

Which reminds me, I haven't introduced our crew yet. If you continue reading this blog, it might be helpful for you to know who's Haitian and who's American.

For the Haitians, we have:

  • Lenord (He's technically a translator, but I already told you how that's going. We call him Msie. Populaire because his cellphone never stops ringing.)
  • Jules (Translator and host in P-a-P.)
  • Madame Pastor Jan (My "mucker," aka: partner for the week's activities and my go-to if I need help here.)
  • Pastor Paul (Jan's husband. Also, the pastor of several churches throughout Haiti.)
  • Budendy "Beauty" (One of our translators.)
  • Milo (Another translator. Also, Lenord's son.)
  • Watland (Translator.)
  • Julien (Translator.)
  • Claudette (Translator.)
  • Luckner (Translator.)
  • Gracendy (Translator.)
  • Pastor Farrell and his wife, of Plain Matin
  • Michael (Pastor F's son)
  • Suzette (One of our cooking ladies; second-in-command to Madame Pas F.)
  • Orlean (One of the kids.)
  • Rosalie (Another one of the kids.)

And for the Americans, we have:

  • Jeff (Trip and project coordinator for Haiti H2O.)
  • Sandy and Kristen
  • Dave "Dav" and Paige "Paj"
  • Olivia
  • Dick
  • Mark
  • Jay

And that's the crew. Bookmark this post now for future reference. :)

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Plain Matin

It was a long road, but we made it to Plain Matin. It's beautiful! And noticeably cooler than P-a-P, as promised.

My bed at Jules' house was crazy comfortable and between the fans and the open windows, there was a reasonable breeze. I did wake up around 3 a.m. when the first rooster crowed, but fell back asleep quickly.

We had coffee first thing this morning. Haitian coffee is amazing! Sweet and robust. Then we exchanged money and had breakfast (avocados, tomatoes, spicy ground meat, pineapple, and corn (the consistency of applesauce) - so good! I want that breakfast every day when I get home.

We hung out at the house until Lenord arrived around 10 a.m. to drive to Plain Matin with us.

Jeff said the drive would take about four hours, but that was in Haitian time. We drove for close to two house, stopped at a gas station for a bathroom break, then drove another hour Lenord's parents' house/general store. There we got Coke and 7Up and stretched our legs. As we were leaving the store, Jeff bought us candy from a roadside vendor. It looked kind of like saltwater taffy in Neapolitan colors, but it was very melt-in-your-mouth sugary.

The next stop was at Pastor Paul's house in Les Cayes for supplies and to get our interpreters, Pastor Paul, Madame Pastor Jan and Milo. Pastor Paul was still in town when we got there, so we held brand new baby goats and tried to talk to the little boy and girl hanging around the house. Once Pastor arrived, we debriefed before our final drive into the mountains. On our way out of Pastor's neighborhood, Jeff stopped again to buy us more street food - meat patties (like fried pierogies) and some kind of fried things, like hush puppies with vegetables in them. Both snacks were spicy and delicious.

What a gorgeous drive through the mountains! When we got to Plain Matin, we unpacked, set up our cots and took a tour of our immediate area (with dozens of children tagging along). We're sleeping in the church. It's a cinderblock and cement building with a tin roof. The windows are holes in the walls with bars over them. Next to the church is a new house being built for Pastor and Madame Pastor that will also serve as a guesthouse for future mission teams. We're scheduled to help some on construction this week.

That house has a toilet! It doesn't have a tank, so it doesn't flush normally, but it is a real toilet. You flush it by dumping in a bucket of water from a rain barrel next to the toilet, then physics does the rest.

In addition to the church and house, there's the cook house or kitchen (a little shelter with a fire pit) an outhouse and two "showers" (three-walled stalls with a hole in the floor for the water to drain).

During our tour, two little girls grabbed one of my hands each and dragged me around, jabbering away the whole time. I couldn't understand a word they were saying, but they kept laughing so I laughed too. However, that encouraged them to start asking questions I, of course, couldn't understand let alone answer. A woman who looked about my age saved me by explaining that the girls wanted me to walk them to their house. So I started walking, hoping they didn't live too far from the church. Fortunately, their uncle met us on the street within shouting distance of the church.

Next came prayer and introductions by our interpreters. Then dinner - rice, chicken and watermelon. Delicious.

Shit. The lights just went out completely. When they say lights out in ten minutes, they really mean it! I guess it's time to call it a night. Bònn nui!

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Byenveni nan Ayiti

We made it to Port-au-Prince!

The team just finished our get-ready-for-the-week meeting after a wonderful dinner prepared by our hosts. We're spending the night at Jules' house. He'll be our guide during our time in Haiti and one of our interpreters in Plain Matin.

His house is quite nice. It's about 45 minutes from the Toussaint Louverture International Airport, where we flew into P-a-P. The house is walled off from the street by a block and barbed wire fence. We enter by way of a big, red iron gate. There's a living room with a TV, a big open porch overlooking the neighbor's house, a dining area (no appliances), three guest bedrooms, and a real bathroom with a shower, sink and flush toilet. Although, we can't let the tap water fool us because it's not safe for our delicate American stomachs...

There's no air conditioning, but with the open balcony, glassless windows and a number of fans, we're getting enough of a breeze. Which is good because it was 97 degrees when we got off the plane.

The airport was madness. Jeff (our Haiti H2O) leader said it was more controlled than usual, which says something. The airport staff grabbed all of the luggage as it came down the conveyer and tossed it in a massive pile on the floor. Fortunately, we had several of our people right up there with them grabbing our luggage before it could be tossed aside and buried. Otherwise, I saw porters charging travelers to retrieve their bags from the sea of suitcases.

Jeff warned us beforehand that this would happen and that we were to stick together and not let anyone outside St. Paul's and Jules and his men to touch our bags under any circumstances. This both improved and complicated circumstances, as we weren't always sure who was with us and who wasn't. Most talk between Americans and Haitians went like this:

American: No mèsi! Go away!

Haitian: I'm with Mr. Jeff.

American: Oh, okay. Sorry. Thank you.

But we all survived the experience with no real trauma and - more importantly - with all of our luggage intact and accounted for.

However, after the airport came the driving. Let's just make one thing clear: There are no traffic laws in Haiti. You drive wherever you have room, at whatever speed you like, passing whomever you want, whenever you want. And you don't wear a seatbelt. It started out harrowing, but I quickly grew to love it as I realized a) Jeff is a pro at navigating Haiti, and b) Haitian drivers are far, far nicer and more cooperative than American drivers. Also, there's basically just one main road connecting all of Haiti.

Carsickness, on the other hand, seems eminent with all these rapid twists and turns. Good thing I brought Dramamine...

Haiti looks like nowhere I've ever been before. There are people everywhere in the road trying to Frogger across or to sell bottled water, food or trinkets through the car windows. One man caught us as we were temporarily gridlocked and washed our windshield despite Jeff's constant, "No, no, no!"

People lined the road everywhere, hawking whatever they had. There is no national sanitation system, so trash is in the streets - some of it burning - making for a pretty horrendous smell accompanied by endless dust and smoke. Naturally, in the midst of this, our air conditioning conked out, so we were forced to drive with the windows down and experience what Jeff referred to as "the real Haiti."

But I digress... Our first order of business after arriving at Jules' and unpacking the trucks (followed by a scramble to claim beds), was to go for a walk around the neighborhood with Beauty. Everything here seems to be just cinderblock dwellings. There are dogs and goats and chickens in the street. I saw a car with a pile of dead roosters on the roof. We met Jerry, the dog who lives on the roof of Jules' house. Haiti's Parliamentary Election is planned for Sunday and we saw many campaign posters, although there's doubt the election will take place because no one knows where or how to vote.

We returned from the walk hungry - and just in time for an amazing dinner. We ate spicy chicken wings, fried plaintains, rice and beans, avocados, potatoes, and passionfruit juice. (Also clean, bottled water for our American stomachs.) I remembered to take my malaria meds at dinner and I only suffered a mildly upset stomach.

Right now it's still so hot, everyone is debating whether it would even be worth it to shower, as this is our last chance before we return to this house late next week. The general consensus is, No showers. I'm sitting at the kitchen table, right by a fan that's not helping very much. The neighbors seem to be having a party and the music is jammin.' I just noticed Jules has three decorative plates on his kitchen wall depicting Italian place settings with plenty of vino. These plates are really speaking to my heart.

Anyhow, I'm getting tired, so it's probably time to call it a night. Our plan for tomorrow morning is to be back in the van by "9ish" to begin our four-hour drive to Plain Matin (where we've been promised it's cooler).

Mid-Air Update

The pilots are taking a bathroom break. I can only assume no one is flying the plane.

The Tove Lo steward is playing hangman with some little kids.

Somewhere Over Florida

There's a dog on the airplane.

It's only a little one. We just noticed him now - about 45 minutes into our flight - so he is either very well-behaved or very well-drugged.

Our merry group of ten met at 4 a.m. at St. Paul's United Methodist Church. From there, Tami and Faith drove us (on the St. Paul's short bus) to Pittsburgh International Airport to see us off.

So far, we've made it from Pittsburgh to Atlanta with no hiccups (knock on wood)! We should land in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, around 2:30.

One of the stewards is singing "Talking Body" as he distributes the in-flight snacks and drinks. Both stewards are very animated. When I boarded the plane, Tove Lo over here asked why I was going to Haiti.

"To play with kids and bring instruments to a church," was basically my answer. "We're a mission team."

He kind of rolled his eyes at that one. "Okay." He probably deals with a lot of "mission teams."

I had a bad summer cold all last week, which is why I didn't post a going-away blog before leaving Pittsburgh. I was really worried about being sick on the trip, but my doctor okayed me to fly and today I feel great. This canned airplane air is really clearing my sinuses.