Tuesday, January 10, 2012

How To Get Ready For Bed In Florence

Step One: Put on one pair of long pajama pants.

Step Two: Put on one pair of sweatpants over pajama pants.

Step Three: Put on one sweatshirt.

Step Four: Put on one hoodie.

Step Five: Put on one normal pair of socks.

Step Six: Put on one pair of slipper socks.

Step Seven: Make bed with one sheet, three quilts, one airplane blanket, and all the towels you can find.

Step Eight: Tuck in all blankets to make a cocoon of body heat.

Step Nine: Go to sleep!

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